Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Ash Cloud?

Oh dear, more ash!

The Boss says it's all because of the Icelandic Cod War, and the bank bail out repayments. He says they really know how to carry a grudge!

Any way I don't know anything about that,

I just want to know if it is safe to come out yet?

"Looks OK Harry, come on"

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

The Crown (and Granny) v The Giant Hen

New evidence in the trial of The Giant Hen, who has been accused of stealing the wild bird seed!

At first Granny tried to blame me, but photographs came to light proving my innocence. As a result of this evidence, The Giant Hen was charged and brought to trial. She claimed that she was acting under the orders of The Boss, a weak defence dicredited by new video evidence obtained by undercover agents.

She had an un-named acomplice, who was caught on camera acting as look out!

She has been found guilty as charged but I expect she will escape the ultimate penalty, it is rumoured that The Boss has bribed the Judge (and Granny).....

(Oops! did you spot Daft Harry and Me making our escape?.....)

Thursday, 6 May 2010

What Do You Think....?

Hi folks,  I hope you are all well.

I went to see Granny today and while The Boss was feeding the donkeys I saw the Giant Hen sitting on the stable door with one of her friends.

"It's not much of a day"

Said the Giant Hen.

What do you think, shall we go for a walk or stay here?

The reply was unprintable....!

No eggs for The Boss today then.