Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Beach Bum?

I went up to Granny's cottage today to help The Boss do a few chores, he struggles by himself!

It was lovely and sunny when I walked round the fields to make sure that the rabbits weren't eating too much grass and there was Henry Donkey sunbathing.  What a fat tummy he has!

I asked Hannah why she wasn't enjoying the sunny weather?

"There is no way that I am displaying myself for all the world too see.  That is a main road over there you know, every Tom, Dick and Harry would be able to see me!"

Henry doesn't seem to mind though!

Chores done and The Boss safely tucked in for his nap, I thought that it could be time for me to put my feet up for a few minutes.

Harry has his uses...!

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

The Apprentice?

Today Daft Harry decided that he was going to dig his own tunnel.

To Newcastle?

I tried to explain to him that there would be a bus at 10 past but he wouldn't listen.  Why did he want to go to Newcastle anyway?  He spent all his pocket money in on his postcard for Granny when he was in Australia at the weekend!

It's going to be a long job, after two hours this was as far as he got!

If this wasn't bad enough, Henry Donkey decided that he would join in, it's a good thing that Fat Dog didn't see all this because she would have needed a quarrying licence!

All this week Granny has been accusing me if stealing the wild bird's seeds but the culprit has been found.  While Harry was digging his tunnel I made a hide and lay in wait.

Got her!

The Giant Hen!!

Monday, 1 March 2010

Man at Work (Down-under)!

Hi folks,  just got back from Australia! Sorry, it took a bit longer than I expected but I hit a tough bit in the middle, still it gave Daft Harry time to catch up!

He was supposed to stay at home and look after Granny and she had to text me to to find out where he was.  He sent her a postcard to make up to her!

I found out how kangaroos don't fall off, they have velcro pads on their feet!  "Simples!!"

Any way we are back now and we have to explain to Granny and The Boss why we are so dirty.

"I think the answer is to look contrite Harry.  Like this"

"No chance"

Said Harry.

"I'm off.  I have just seen Granny with a bucket of water and some soap and she doesn't look very happy!"